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Title: Five Reasons Moony & Padfoot are NOT allowed in Portland without at least giving two weeks notice to the Ministry of Magic, The American Department of Magic, and Sean Renard so that all three Governments can set up appropriate safeguards (and hide the good booze)
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icarusinstatic
Fandom: Grimm, Harry Potter, allusions to Warehouse 13
Pairing: Nick/Renard, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Harry Potter AU as of the End of Book 4, Nick as Harry Potter, Sirius Black’s immature humor, Hank’s dislike of country music.
Summary: Three Things are known. One: That Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are war heroes. Two: While being war heroes, they are also a public menace. And Three: they regularly blow through Portland leaving mayhem and empty bars in their wake. See: the Great Zoo Incident of 2012 wherein there was much confusion about certain zoo animals possibly escaping, but really was an illegal DA party sponsored by Messrs. Black and Lupin. As such, Black and Lupin MUST notify the proper authorities two weeks in advance of any planned visit to Portland, Oregon. ~~ Ministerial Decree No. 689
Word Count: 4335
( Sean Renard knew two things the first time he met Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. First, that they were the worst sort of people, scalawags, and second, he couldn't do a damn thing against them without upsetting Nick. )
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Title: Five Reasons Moony & Padfoot are NOT allowed in Portland without at least giving two weeks notice to the Ministry of Magic, The American Department of Magic, and Sean Renard so that all three Governments can set up appropriate safeguards (and hide the good booze)
Author:
icarusinstaticFandom: Grimm, Harry Potter, allusions to Warehouse 13
Pairing: Nick/Renard, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Harry Potter AU as of the End of Book 4, Nick as Harry Potter, Sirius Black’s immature humor, Hank’s dislike of country music.
Summary: Three Things are known. One: That Sirius Black and Remus Lupin are war heroes. Two: While being war heroes, they are also a public menace. And Three: they regularly blow through Portland leaving mayhem and empty bars in their wake. See: the Great Zoo Incident of 2012 wherein there was much confusion about certain zoo animals possibly escaping, but really was an illegal DA party sponsored by Messrs. Black and Lupin. As such, Black and Lupin MUST notify the proper authorities two weeks in advance of any planned visit to Portland, Oregon. ~~ Ministerial Decree No. 689
Word Count: 4335
( Sean Renard knew two things the first time he met Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. First, that they were the worst sort of people, scalawags, and second, he couldn't do a damn thing against them without upsetting Nick. )
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