Things you should not say to your computer when other people are around.

Me and my computer have a checkered history. Maybe it's heard about how it's predecessors ended up. To be fair, they ran Windows and all things Window's usually die on me pretty fast. Er... Not My Fault! I hate the blue screen of death as much as the next person does, and probably more than the computer.

1. "Work motherfucker" - said as my mom walked passed. Awesome.

2. "Don't do this to me again!" as iTunes starts to randomly play Sexyback while I'm in the Starbucks

3. "Work or I'll whack you with a spoon." And now the lady in Luby's think's I'm a wierdo.

4. "Open. Open. Open!!!!" It was suggested that maybe I'd had a bit too much caffeine, am inclined to agree as I was working on my third venti latte' and it wasn't even 2p.m. Also, the fact that I was yelling. Yes, yelling at my computer, in the Hastings. The stupid page, never did open.

5. "I'm sorry, baby. I'll never do it again." And my mom think's I'm too fond of my computer, but she didn't see the five minutes previous when her cat spilled my tea all over the table and I'd only just gotten the mess moped up. I'm damn lucky the computer didn't die that day.



....Yes, I am still playing procrastinators bingo. As Russell from the movie UP says "This is hard!"

Wish me luck. And maybe an hour of sleep.